Calandra


she is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. she is likeable and dependable, everyone’s best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. she’s spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. she’s optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. she will always bring you joy.
im having a bad day. i need calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.
someone that is addicted to world of warcraft, but is unable to play it well.
smo joe is such a calandra for skipping out on us to play world of warcraft. doesn’t he recognize his inability to play the game?

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