calcuslap


to slap somebody in the face with a calculator. perhaps you had a calculator in your hand, or to show intellectual superiority. pretty much the highest form of domination. often results in bleeding.
1. moron – derr, i really suck.
smart kid – calcuslapped!
2. dumb-ss – hehe! i’m gonna act like a r-t-rd!
other dude – don’t do that, or i’ll calcuslap you.

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