Caldersexual
calders-xual is the s-xuality in which you have an undying love for calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. everyone is either an open calders-xual or a closeted one. it’s in your genetics to love him.
the moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love calder. therefore, i am calders-xual.
calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. hence the reason i am calders-xual.
proud calders-xual.
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