Calen
calen: gorgeous, handsome, s-xy, hot guy. he is so amazing in many ways. hes smart, funny, sweet, kind, and joyful. he is someone who you can easily love in a quick second. a calen is someone who can cheer you up even when your in the most depressed mood ayone can be in. he make you smile when you talk to him. he gives you b-tterflies everytime you see his face. he is someone you can just sit there and stare into his eyes for hours without saying a word. a calen is also someone i gave my heart to. i love him with a strong p-ssion.
tay:did you see calen walking down the street today?
maddy:yeah! he was looking finneee.
shar:he sure was.
tay:um…. be right back.
maddy&shar:ok.
tay:-chases after calen-
falls in love with girls named brittaney. is a handsome young lad. usually blonde. and pretty cool if you ask me,. 🙂
calen: i love you.
brittaney: i love you more:)
calen: your amazing.
brittaney: lets get married,
calen: yes. 🙂
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