Calendar Bitch
a b-tch who gives a calendar to everyone for every christmas, birthday, hanukkah, kwanzaa, anniversary etc. and doesn’t give a sh-t. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.
guy:”what the f-ck is this present,it’s a calendar”
-sharkieshas calendar-
cousin:”ohh, calendar b-tch must of got you”
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