Calgary Tower


when a girl has her period, and is wearing a tampon, you pull the tampon out and stick it in her -ss. then have s-x in a position so that the tampon is sticking up in the air so that she looks like the calgary tower. when you’re done, take the tampon out of her -ss and reinsert it back into her p-ssy. you can follow this up with a dirty lanny.
my girl p-ssed me off so we did the calgary tower and i finished it off with a dirty lanny

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