California Enema
the instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.
the origin of the california enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in california who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.
“what a relaxing morning, mmmm…coffee and a smoke. omg the california enema effect is taking over” (and you run to the toilet).
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