California Handshake


when a young woman corners you in a mexican restaurant and demands that you grab her br–sts. alcohol is usually involved.
dude, i was just chilling at rigos and a girl gave me a california handshake then offered me a beer.
when you are f-cking a girl doggystyle who’s v-g-n- is extremely loose, you reach your hand inside from behind and jerk yourself off whilst f-cking her.
“did you hear i banged her? yeah, gave myself a california handshake while i hit it from behind”

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