California Kayak
an advanced bathroom maneuver in which one vomits between one’s legs while simultaneously defecating seated upon a toilet (aka tuck-n-chuck). chiefly used in public restrooms as an emergency party management technique.
i didn’t know if i was going to hurl or shart, but somehow i managed to california kayak my way out of there with my dignity intact!
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