California roll

v. to fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. also known as a california stop.
“she got ticketed for a california roll.”
n.
1)sushi ordered in j-panese restaurants by white people or virgin sushi eaters
2)contains imitation crab meat, avacado, mayo, cuc-mber, seasame seeds, dried seaweed, wrapped inside white rice (no raw fish)
whitey #1: “eeewww yuck raw fish, i don’t eat bait that’s like totally gross. can i order a hot dog or burger.”

yuppie: “order some california rolls, it’s like as cool as yoga and the other asian cr-p i think i know about to appear to be cultured and sophisticated when all i’m doing is following some stupid trend started by celebrities.”
the true name of the popular term california stop.
jeff california-rolled through the stop sign/traffic light when turning right.
a californian’s response to the “stop” sign.

the california roller slows down slightly while rolling through an intersection as an acknowledgement that the local department of public safety has gone to the expense and trouble of placing a traffic control sign or blinking red light there.
“no california rolls at the stop sign – you must come to a complete stop.” (as donated to the ud by my wife, the driving coach)
the act of pulling up to a stop sign and instead of stopping completely, you quickly look for other oncoming traffic and drive right through the designated stop.
cop do you know why i pulled you over?
driver for the california roll i just did?
originally invented in victoria, british columbia, canada; these disgusting little knock-offs consist of: gohan (sushi rice), nori (seaweed), kappa (cuc-mber), avacado, and fake crab+ mayonniase paste (think tuna sandwich)… all rolled up inside out from the way of traditional sushi (to hide the seaweed from plain sight).

this “meal” (and i use the term loosely) is often eaten when someone thinks that they are being cultural by eating “j-panese food”.

the j-panese dispise california rolls because they are not considered traditional sushi, or even sushi at all… they are an invention to try and make people who don’t like sushi “like sushi”…
becky and suzanne went to their favorite j-panese restaurant and ordered california rolls because they thought that they were being cultural by eating j-panese food..

“hey zansuki, i just sh-t in his california rolls!”
“so desuka?? sugei!!”
when driving, you antic-p-te a red light and slow down way before, so that by the time you reach it it’s already green and you dont have to stop.

you’re still moving, so its faster than racing up to it and then stopping. this is also great when you’re poor and can’t afford fuel to keep accelerating from zero.

if you’re good you can stay in second or third gear
oh sh-t, that lights gone red
-slows down slightly-
no sweat, we’ll california roll it

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