California Saucerfist
n. a form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female’s v-g-n-, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. if this maneuver is used in the -n-s instead, it is then referred to as the dark alley
man 1: so, the other day my girlfriend i were feeling slightly adventurous, so we tried the california saucerfist.
man 2: really? did she enjoy it?
man 1: i couldn’t tell if she was crying or having an -rg-sm.
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