California straight


heteros-xuals who live near los angeles or san francisco and claim they are straight, but are a little on the gay or effeminate side. may have an “soft” voice, or be into manscaping or waxing their body hair, or act like a metros-xual.
when i spoke to john on the phone and heard his giddy voice, i thought he might be gay like me. then when i met him, he had a wife and kid. he must be “california straight”.

i went shopping with fred, and he was very concerned with wearing the latest designers and buying expensive shoes. but he always talks about t-ts and -ss. he must be one of those “california straights”.

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