california traffic jam
when two men simultaneously penetrate each other during -n-l s-x.
p1:”man… that california traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours.”
p2:”i know i got stuck in one this morning, and it was great.”
p1:”what???… both tunnels were full… in both directions.”
p2:”i know… it almost made me late for work this morning.”
p1:”what are you talking about? you live right across the street, you walk to work.”
p2:”wait… you’re talking about a real traffic jam… never mind.”
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