California Turkey Wrap


a popular sandwich served at toojays restaurant chain that consists of tabulah, m-ss amounts of turkey meat, lettuce on a spinach wrap with a little bit of cream cheese. what this has to do with california, i’ll never know…
eddie: “hey, do you want a california turkey wrap or a cheeseburger?”

nick: “do i look like i’m from california? get me a cheeseburger!”

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