Calipornia
calip-rnia
california is known for its large successful p-rn industry.
random human being # 1: hey where are you going for your vacation?
random human being # 2: i think i’m going to go to calip-rnia for a few days and party it up. i might try to get a tour of vivid studio’s too.
rhb # 2: good choice. be safe and try not to die.
calip-rnia – term used to describe the geographical place of ultimate glamorization & commercial success of the adult entertainment & aesthetic visual media industries i.e. hollywood, plastic surgery, etc.
“look at her man…them b–bs can’t be real, but she’s hot, she must be from calip-rnia!”
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