Call Centre Vampires
call centre staff, telemarketers or other such people who suck the life force out of you by either:
a) keeping you on hold for a significant portion of your life
b) incessantly chatter away until you either fall asleep or die from boredom.
john: “can you believe i was on hold for over 2 hours trying to get my phone connected ?”
jane: “yeah, those call centre vampires sucked the life out of me last week trying to sell me long distance. i can’t remember anything between monday and wednesday “
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