call in sick
when you tell your boss youre sick and you need to stay home. sometimes youre actually sick but mostly you just want to play minecraft or something for 10 hours straight.
worker: yeah, -sniff- i think ill just call in sick today. thanks, bye. -picks controller back up-
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