Call me Ishmael
iconic opening line of herman melville’s book “moby d-ck”.
also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. moby d-ck; the white whale)
john: woah dude, look at that fat chick over there
jack: call me ishmael!
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