Call Of Duty Depression
when a person does not play call of duty for extended periods of time.
symptoms may include: sleepless nights, crying in corners, and cod dreams. in more severe cases usually 2+ weeks without cod, a person might start to think their reality is call of duty. they may think a broom is a barrett .50 cal or a b-tter knife is a melee knife.
mom: i am taking away your call of duty!
kid: no mom you can’t! i don’t want call of duty depression!
mom: what?
kid: sorry mom i wont be able to sleep and i will have bad dreams about cod.
mom: what?
kid: you can prevent this horrible thing from happening mom!
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