Call of Duty effect
a condition experienced after long nights of playing call of duty 4. causes dreams to consist of bright environments with shadows popping up everywhere. in the waking hours, cod effect causes severe reactions to fleeting images in the afflicted person’s peripherals.
holy sh-t, i had call of duty effect really bad all day. i was walking down the street and saw a door open on the other side of the road. i f-cking dropped all my sh-t and hid behind a tree. then i punched the guy walking behind me.
outcome of an event in which you think that there is “no way in h-ll” that the said outcome could have happened. similar events happen often in cod games and are applauded as shows of skill more often than not.
in reality, for such events not to be considered results of luck, they must be replicated at least twice under the same circ-mstances. only then may the event be said to require skill.
dude 1: woah! 360 no scope through two solid walls!
dude 2: can you do it again
dude 1: h-ll yeah, watch this…..
-doesn’t happen rest of game-
dude 2: looks like it was just luck, thats the call of duty effect for ya.
dude 1: fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
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