Call of Duty player
call of duty players can be divided into 3 groups:
1: the people that don’t ruin the community, unlike group 2 and 3.
2: the people that rant about 360 noscopes and bullsh-t, and hate it when other players get a lucky kill on them
3: the 7 year olds that act all “dude shut the f-ck up i have a b-tch blowin me right now -sshat f-ck you you f-cking f-cked up f-cking piece of f-ck f-ck f-ck n-gg-r f-ck.”
group 3 usually relates with group 2. groups 2 and 3, and rarely group 1, discriminate other games because they don’t have superb graphics.
the mind of a call of duty player, group 1.
this group varies.
the mind of a call of duty player, group 2.
graphics > gameplay, 360 noscopes make you cool (when they just make you a godd-mn queer unless you don’t have an -rg-sm after pulling one off) and if anyone kills you they are a hacker.
the mind of a call of duty player, group 3.
tell people that you are seventeen and not seven. nope, people won’t think you’re justin bieber and they will believe that you have a girlfriend. that’s right, you f-cking f-ck f-ck f-cked up f-cking f-cked piece of f-cking f-ck.
though i don’t play the game itself, i enjoy watching people pull off trick shots, and i do infact find it funny when they have “-rg-sms”, but i hate it when they go about knocking on people’s doors that they spun in the air and hit someone.
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