Calling in dead


getting time off of work by using the imagined death or illness of a family member; usually one not liked such as a mother in law.
essentially calling in dead is thjs: i can’t make it in today, my mother-in-law (grandmother, grandfather, father-in-law, sister-in-law, etc…,) has just died. i’ll need a few days.

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