calm your bird
pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the f-ck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. you’d be p-ssed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.
calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. either shut the f-ck up, or go be free elsewhere.
joe: “man do you see that guy? i think he looked at me man. i think he wants to say something. i’m gonna give it to him. i’m gonna put my fist right up his -ss!”
cool pete: “joe. joe. you’re high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. calm your bird.”
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