Calm your bucket
a phrase that is commonly used when ordering an acquaintance to refrain from any frantic behavior, using an image of calming one’s internal bucket.
person #1: “oh my god, i don’t know how i’m going to pay for my bills, child support, and not to mention my tuition for community college!!! what the h-ll am i supposed to do?!”
person #2: “dude, calm your bucket.”
person #1: “… what?!”
person #2: “calm your bucket”
person #1: “what the h-ll is that supposed to mean?!”
person #2: “just calm your f-cking bucket!!!”
person #1: “sounds like you need to calm your bucket.”
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