calm your man titties
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when a dude you are with has p-ssy problems and is too upset to calm down.
dude no. 1: hey, don’t blame me because your blonde wig makes you look like a tranny.
dude no. 2: i know it’s my fault but that b-tch is going to make fun of my appearance…like forever!!!
dude no. 1: omg…calm your man t-tties. we’ll all lose interest sooner or later. now pull your sh-t together and let’s pound a few down at happy hour!
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