CalorieMate
a brand of energy-supplement foods produced by otsuka pharmaceutical co., in j-pan. comes in several forms, including block, jelly, and can. the most popular is the block, because of it’s small size and portability. it is known as a “balanced meal, on the go”. it contains many of the necessary vitamins, minerals, and nutrients the body needs, all in a small container.
the caloriemate was popularized by the video game “metal gear solid 3: snake eater” for the playstation 2 as a food the main character can consume.
tim: what are you eating?
jeff: a caloriemate
tim: what’s that?
jeff: a delicious energy supplement food from j-pan that contains essential vitamins and minerals, all in this small block!
tim: wow…, it sounds like a really nifty type of food, almost like food the astronauts eat!
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