Calvary Chapel Time
noun: a time zone found in calvary chapel schools which throw off all plans of meeting friends and being on time to important events on time. can be found frustrating when used as an excuse for being late to school, and you recieve a lovely little yellow slip after all efforts to get out of being late.
kid: but my alarm was set to the correct time!
office person: well it should’ve been set to calvary chapel time, and you know it.
kid: … you guys suck, i know you do this on purpose…
(admininstrator walks in from survellance room)
admin: he knows too much…
kid: no! don’t!! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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