calvin mode


to initiate “calvin mode” is to raise one’s hands and place then flat on one’s head in order to mimic an incredibly h-m-s-xual hairstyle. the hair in question is rumored to equate to the length of half a football field, and is reported to have pierced hot air balloons from the ground.
calvin: “were there dinosaurs before the earth was made?”
mr. zipr-ck: “like they say on reality tv shows: calvin, you are the biggest loser.”
group of geniuses: “initiate calvin mode!”

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