Calvin’s mom


1. a fat b-tch so fricken fat that she can’t sit down because she will suffocate her self because of all the fricken fat on her neck , and her cram can’t come in side so she wouldn’t be able to get up.2. the biggest fat -ss, lard eating, horse sh-t, skunk f-cking b-st-rd in the whole dam world.3.a big fat b-tch that is a lesbian hoe.
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