calvn
1.) very attractive man who is very romantic
2.) smart and funny
3.) he is a chick magnet
4.) has a huge d-ck and all the ladys want it
girl: hey babe you got to go
guy: why…
girl: because your not a calvn
guy: calvn??
girl: look it up
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