Camaro

a beautiful, ungodly fast car that can be picked up for about $8000 and will sh-t on your eurotrash wannabe porsche’s or jags and your h-m–erotic ricer club boyz.

hands down the most bang for your buck
give me $1200 for suspsension, and my camaro will embar-ss your expensive imports all day long on the track.

the only way to make a camaro vs. import race interesting is to start in 3rd gear.
the official mode of transportation of mullets around the world.

see also “camaro cut”.
you should have seen this hick riding past my house. he had this primered-out 82 camaro with t-tops, and his mullet was flapping out the top.
one of the fastest modes of transportation known to mullet-kind. also driven by poor rednecks who don’t know any better and never will. endless source of arguments about which sucks less: camaros, mustangs, or civics.
bubba john: did you see my “new” 89 camaro?
billy bob: h-ll yea, that’s a sweet ride. did you break her in yet?
bubba john: yep, nailed my sister billie rae in the back seat last night.
lets leave the biased, rude and sterotypical comments aside.
the camaro was introduced in 1967 as chevy’s competing pony car against the musrtang. it originally had a 302, but the z/28 model added the solid-lifter 302-cid v-8 with an 850-cfm four-barrel carburetor was again exclusive to the z/28. the ss added a 427 ci engine. it follwed a lot of success, won several trans am races, and was the car to have in the 70s-80s.

the whole “white trash/mullet” thing i keep seeing is ridiculous. it’s obvious that ricers like to talk sh-t about one of america’s most successful cars. stock, it rips any civic, mazda, supra, skyline. it is not a trailer trash car, especially with the new 2010 camaro ss, starting at $39,000. clocks 0-60 in 4.6 secs, let’s see ricers do better. the majority of camaro enthusiasts are normal guys, non mullets/80s/white trash. now that you’ve all been disproven, shut up.
civic guy: hey, ese, look at that gringo in his camaro homez, white trash b-tch.

camaro guy: right, you have a 4 cyl civic with a sonic exaust pipe, and 20″ rims, who are you fooling?

civic guy: ight homez, let’s ra- where’d he go? that him way out there? d-mn i was wrong where can i get me one of those?
a small vicious animal that eats mustangs and rice
that camaro just pwned that mustang
a great car to get f-cked in the -ss in.

after the drag race, joe-bob could be seen in the back of his camaro with his boyfriend tugging his mullet from behind.
a vehicle, usually ranging in the model years of 1972-1992 seen in trailer parks across america. has a 350 motor with nothing else but a chrome aircleaner & gl-ssp-cks. jack sh-t for rear p-ssenger sp-ce. lots of rust.
owners’ usually going through mid life crisis.
go to your local trailer park if you don’t believe me.

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