camel cake
offensive term used to describe an ugly woman with too much makeup. camel cakes often wear so many layers of makeup, they often end up looking like a man in drag or indeed, a camel covered in cake.
camel cakes are unaware that with this maybelline mask, their face closely resembles a foot and proceed to act in a prissy and condescending att-tude towards other people, mostly males. camel cakes are known for using ironic phrases like “you wish you were this hot” and “don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me”. unsuprisingly, most of the men camel cakes sleep with are blind drunk.
“yeah she’s hot, but her sister, right camel cake.”
“did you see that camel cake john took home last night? man is he going to be embarr-ssed!”
“this camel cake grinded against my b-tt on the dancefloor then had the nerve to flash me a dirty look when i turned around!”
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