camel toe repairman
one who repairs unsightly camel toes. this person would also tell you if spinach was in your teeth. the tool belts of these repairmen typically consist of pliers, maxi-pads, tweezers, and for more extreme cases a crow bar. you may find licensed repairmen with more advanced equipment. these repairmen can also fix moose knuckles, although they will charge a hearty fee. good places to spot one in action are gymnasiums, swim meets, and the county fair.
daddy, when i grow up, i want to be a camel toe repairman.
does anyone know a good camel toe repairman that will come out on sunday afternoon?
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