campbell club
co-op on alder street in eugene, or. directly across the street from the university of oregon. some of the most raging parties in the city have gone down here. when -n-lyzed objectively, one can only conclude that this co-op is a “hipster frat.” people who live at this co-op tend to not like the eugene police department because a lot of weed goes in and out of the building, which means that disputes are settled by any means possible that don’t involve calling the police. ch-r-s are -ssigned to residents, but n-body does their ch-r-s, which means a select few people end up doing all the work. the sink is always full of messy dishes. the campbell club is a crazy, adventurous place.
-dude 1: “yo bro, theres this hot chick with dreads who lives at the campbell club. i totally want to get with this chick.”
-dude 2: “just say you believe in some liberal cause.”
-dude 1: “word.”
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