Campitis


the temporary psychological illness of men that result after being at an all male camp or a camp in which one cannot m-st-rb-t- or “relive” one’s self in that manner thus resulting in an increased attractiveness toward unattractive women. this illness usually occurs after three to four days at the camp and can last up to a week after returning to society. it should also be noted that the longer the term at the camp the more severe the said symptom will be.
dude, i was at a boy scout camp for 10 days, and on the drive home i saw a 300 pound chick and thought she was banging hot! i have a severe case of campitis!

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