Campus Bookstore


a huge ponzi scheme found on every college campus meant to harvest every last dollar from students as it can. disguised as an honest operation, every campus bookstore sells you books it knows full well you will never use, and refuse to take them back unless for 30% of the original price, which they will resell for 70% of the original price.
guy 1: hey man, want to order some pizza tonight?

guy 2: i can’t, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore.

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