Camrie
boy: you think he’s a bit of a jerk, but not once you get to know him. maybe. or maybe it’s just worse. it depends. but trust me, you want to know him!
girl: a totally kick -ss chick that’s a bit of a tomboy. not many mortal words can describe her. not like i’m lazy or anything. best nickname: camcam. definitely not because i invented it.
camrie’s are gorgeous and you want to be their friend. trust me. they are all around amazing. jealous yet?
d-mnit i wish i was more of a camrie! no, not a camry! not a car! even better than a car.
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