camshoeitus


a condition indicated by the wearimg of flashy footwear, followed by the worst performance during a major sporting or other event possible. can also be followed up by acting like a child during press conferences. your ego is too big for your candy–ss. named for cam newton after superbowl 50.
cam had on gold mvp warm-up shoes, then he was -n-lly devastated by denver all game long, and couldn’t even talk to the press for 5 minutes after all the talking he did before the superbowl. he’s as soft as a down feather pillow, an obvious case of camshoeitus.

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