Camtu


it’s a term, that refers to one that like’s its own’s status on facebook. also a type of person who eat like a 200lbs person however never gains a single pound. only a rare type of asian race is called this “camtu.” the side affects include; being small, annoying voice, fob accent, and liking every one of owns status.
d-mn! why doesn’t this camtu stop acting stupid on facebook

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