Can Do Attitude
initially synonymous with industrious, now defined as ‘willing to lie about what’s feasible and what’s not in order to gain a compet-tive edge.’ see also ‘suck-up’ and ‘sh-tty implementation’.
manager: ‘will the new system be able to deliver streamlined accountancy functionality in rigorously flexible capacity according to our shareholders’ needs?
sales rep: ‘yep.’
m: ‘will it synergise our block transfer mechanism and the coffee machine?’
s: ‘yep’.
m: ‘can it sh-t rainbows?’
s: ‘yep. marshmallows too.’
m: ‘i like it. i like your can do att-tude. i like it because i want my computer to sh-t rainbows and you can do that.’
s: ‘yuuuup.’
2 weeks later there was a fire. emergency services determined that it was caused by peeps melting into the cpus of every computer in the office. 3 men died.
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