can I buy you a drink?


this phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite s-x. let’s face it, who dosen’t want a free drink?
can i buy you a drink?

sure.
perhaps the best way to make sure you don’t get laid that night. any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. if she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. think about it.
guy: can i buy you a drink?

girl: aww, thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)

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