Can of Poop
when someone has a raunchy -ss fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their -ss, and catchs this bundle of joy. your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating “can of p–p!”
my day was shattered when someone ahole decided to give me a can of p–p.
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