Canaan


male with m-ssive p-n-s and great looking in every way
man he must be a canaan
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adj.

wonderful, magical, and full of hope
my babe is a true canaan.
the greatest friend in the world. she is alway there for “me” and understands “me”. when n-body else does.
s-xy funny loyal canaan
the art of rimjobbing a sasquatch.
d-mn he really canaan’d that chick?, nasty.
obsessive with his body, someone who wants big muscles.
man you are turning into a canaan nowadays!
a squid.
many canaans live in the kosher seas
ugly, stupid, r-t-rded. mentaly challenged in every way. someone that will stab you in the back and rip out your kidneys. someone obsessive over people that dont like him/or her. morbidly obese! a monster someone who will eat your children, but in the end he’ll/she’ll always love you.
omg you look like a freaking canaan.

wow, she is so gonna be a canaan.

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