Canada’s Herstory


do not mistake this for “canada’s history”

canada’s herstory has recently become popular among canadian college girls because we all know they have a sweet tooth…

description: this ritual requires atleast two females and is very simple. who ever the partic-p-nts are must agree not to say “eh?” throughout the event. as soon as one person slips, she must start drinking from a bottle of maple syrup. she may only stop once another partic-p-nt has successfully place a moose antler up her -ss. it can be -ssumed she will throw up at some point in the night so have a replica of the stanley cup available.
“canada’s herstory tonight? i guess if i can find my lucky antler and bottle of maple syrup.”

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