Canadian bicyclist


anyone who visits a winery tasting room but doesn’t buy any wine. (people riding bicycles generally don’t buy wine because they can’t carry it, and canadians are the worst because you can’t even ship wine to canada.)
one winery tasting room worker to another: “how were sales over the weekend?”

reply: “sh-tty. nothing but a bunch of canadian bicyclists.”

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