canadian handshake
a canadian handshake is actually a reach-around. it can be done on both s-xes; on a guy it’s a handjob from behind, on women it’s a p-ssy/cl-t fondling/fingering from behind.
“laura sat in the back seat of the car last night just so she could see if she could give me a canadian handshake without anyone noticing.”
a bl-wj-b
man that chick had a firm canadian handshake
while traveling outside of canada, a canadian may introduce themselves by grabbing the other person’s -ss, b-lls or vag. most commonly used by crazy drunk canadian girls on vacation.
hi, my name is nicole (said while reaching around and grabbing the waiter jose’s -ss with a firm canadian handshake).
being the double-fisting lushes they are, a canadian handshake is when two canucks greet eachother while both have a beer in each hand. in p-ssing, they klink their cans of labatt’s ice together and stumble on their merry way.
terry and ed b-mped into eachother at the hockey party and gave eachother a canadian handshake. terry likes men and ed harms small forest animals.
when you knee someone in the crotch, that, my friend, is a canadian handshake.
”john grabbed my b–b, so i gave him a canadian handshake!”
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