Canadian Lobster Tail
when having s-xual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
tip: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
the other day i heard my mans nick slammed the sh-t out of shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the canadian lobster tail on that dumb b-tch
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