canadian ramen is a s*xual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. in order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her v*g*n* as possible(seasoning optional). once the v*g*n* is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her v*g*n*l area. finally slurp each noodle out of the v*g*n* individually. the stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.
dave: “honey, i’m super h*rny but i’m also famished!”
mary: “let’s whip up some of our world famous canadian ramen!”
- car totty
someone who is attractive and would look good in the p*ssenger seat of your car to cruise around with. to show them off. would you like to be my car totty tonight?
catricia is both beautiful and very smart. she gets all the guys and most girls are jelaous of her. yo that girl is very beautiful, she must be a catricia
- celebrity joint
when someone who is not the groups usual roller rolls a joint for the group “matt come here, since you’re new to the group we want you to roll up a celebrity joint for the whole group”
- celeron syndrome
the insanity one is driven to when they use a slow device. e.g. one with an intel celeron processor my god, jeremy’s pc gives me celeron syndrome