Canadian Shower
1. taking a liquidy sh-t off a ski left.
2. can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity sh-t occurs by accident.
example 1: bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a canadian shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.
example 2: i wanted to fart in bob’s face while he was sleeping but i accidentally gave him a canadian shower.
the act of voluntarily showering in very water cold water. this is easily achievable in the winter time in canada due to the cold pipes in ones house. can be done in two ways”
1. (intermediate level): turning on the shower normally, waiting for the water to get hot, and the turn the temperature all the way down until water is freezing for a few seconds, resulting in intense pain, before returning to normal temperature. repeat as needed
2. (pro level) turning on the shower normally, waiting for the water to get hot, and the turn the temperature all the way down until water is freezing, slowly bringing the temperature back to normal.
this will result in a vivid awaken sensation.
guy 1: dude, i felt f-cking groggy and tired this morning, but i took a canadian shower, i’m feel primo right now.
guy 2: that’s pretty cool, eh.
a canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you’re too dumb of a canadian to wipe properly.
the added time required to take a canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.
man, sorry i missed your call, i was taking a canadian shower… you know how that goes.
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