Canadian Snorkel
the act of tossing salad with p-n-s shaft in the air in one hand while the b-lls rest on one’s nose. a variation of the rusty trombone. you must make a disgusted face while licking to breath.
this b-tch gave me a canadian snorkel last night, i loved it!
the act of using a crazy straw to enable going down on a woman deeply for an extended period of time.
dave went down on becky for so long, he had to bust out a canadian snorkel. she wants to marry him now.
two people fill their -sses with air using a bicycle pump, air compressor, etc. then proceed to sink themselves in a body of water using large stones until they reach the bottom. from there on the use the air in their -sses to keep them oxygenated prolonging the amount of time they have for underwater exploration.
josh – “al and sean have sure been down there for a while”
savanna – “yea, they’re probably the best canadian snorkelers i’ve ever seen”
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